[www.eZon.in] SARDAR in ARABIA*

 

*SARDAR in ARABIA*

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got
arrested consuming alcohol which
is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so
for the terrible crime they are
all sentenced 20 lashes each of the
whip.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik announced:

"It's my first wife's birthday today,
and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your
whipping.."

The German was first in line, he thought
for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be
carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led
away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh
turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of
the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my
first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."


"Not only are you an honorable, handsome

and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an
admiring look on his face.


"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!! *
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KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDARKA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO*

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