[eZonFUN] Santa Banta Jokes

 

Prince Charles & Santa Singh were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Santa Singh thinks "how poetic" Santa Singh says, "pass the custard you bastard". ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...? ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh and Banta Singh are driving a Car. Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working. Banta puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .... ....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??" Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi tera baap!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh and Banta Singh were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa Singh : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta Singh : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Santa Singh : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating right now. ...... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa Singh for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Interviewar: what is ur qualification? Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** In KBC Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows? Santa Singh : liquid state..... Someone in Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA  SINGH..... ..

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