[ChatMasti] BOB & THE BLONDE

 

 

 

BOB & THE BLONDE:      Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar  And stared up at the TV.   The 10 PM news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story  Of a man on the ledge of a large building  Preparing to jump.       The blonde looked at Bob  and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"   Bob said,  "You know, I bet he'll jump."   The blonde replied,  "Well, I bet he won't."   Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,  "You're on!"   Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,  The guy on the ledge  Did a swan dive off the building,  Falling to his death.   The blonde was very upset,  But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.   "Fair's fair. Here's your money."   Bob replied,  "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,  So I knew he would jump."   The blonde replied,  "I did, too,  But I didn't think he'd do it again."   Bob took the money.

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Regards,
Lokesh Kumar

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